24 July 2006

War

War is the most devastating consequence of intelligent life. Nothing is worse than seeing a species filled with so much anger and hatred that they kill their own kind. Surely no rational person wants war…

Which brings me to my point – World War III would be a great thing. Don’t get me wrong, I hate death, debt, and destruction as much as the next humanitarian. If this current situation continues to escalate, mankind could very easily find themselves in a long, bloody global conflict between oppressive regimes and humanitarian, democratic governments. But most Americans don’t realize how determined Islamic militants are. Diplomacy and ten-year treaties will not solve anything as they only provide a temporary cease-fire. I fear that the only solution is to forcibly overthrow each and every oppressive government that threatens the civilized and free lifestyle that the western world practices.

Look at Iraq – the conflict was (slightly) bloody and still somewhat continues today. Yet we overthrew the second largest Middle Eastern threat to modern civilization and saved millions of lives. A terrible dictator, Saddam Hussein, is now behind bars with his people finally free to think and act as they want to. It truly is a tiny pearl of democratic beauty in a hellhole of death and persecution. Imagine targeting the worst nations in the world and strategically replacing their dictatorships with democracies. Palestine, Iran, North Korea, Lebanon, and Syria would all become true havens of human rights and democracy.

Don’t worry, this isn’t a hostile takeover - all the original Islamic beliefs and national ideals would remain intact. Once again I point to Iraq – yes, we helped them instate a democracy but they are already disagreeing with us over Iran’s right to nuclear energy. It would be a beautiful thing to see a world full of democratic nations, each and every one thinking independently and differently but working together to benefit all of mankind.

The only problem I foresee is how to go about this conflict without making it appear like a modern, Christian crusade against the Islamic heathens. As long as we continue to state that we are fighting for democracy, freedom, and civilization, the war will be justified.

Just to summarize, World War III would take place mostly in the Middle East and would involve overthrowing anti-American regimes in Syria, Iran, and even North Korea. The conflict would last close to a decade with thousands of Americans dead – but don’t worry, we have a 99% of success. Urban combat would be the main focus after initial army skirmishes. In the end, we would have eliminated nearly all of the threats we face today and would have a peaceful, democratic world. At least until the next major conflict…

Give 'em hell,
Ian M. Gibson

PS: Just to let you know, I am currently in contact with several Scientology lawyers who wish to sue me, claiming I have violated numerous copyright laws. Don't worry though because it's all just a huge scare tactic. In the meantime, the wootboot xenu site will be down until the conflict is resovled. Look for a post chronicling the whole chebang soon....

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