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With recent criticisms of the Church of Scientology, I decided to look into what the religious group actually believes. OMFG (gamer's prayer) - these people are crazy! For a great look at what they worship and how they operate, check out this site. It just came up about a week ago and already has thousands of hits and dedicated fans. Hosted are numerous secret scientology documents as well as links to other anti-scientology sites. Spread the truth!

Hail xenu,
Ian M. Gibson

PS: Everything is true! I'm not kidding - that is actually what they believe!

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So i was going to do a huge article on how fucking stupid congress is when it comes to video games and mainstream culture, but I'm still writing it. I know how antsy you junkies can get when you don't get your thinkgibson fix, so here's a quickie full of updates on previous posts as well as a juicy opportunity to fuck over Sheehan.

USMC in Hot Water
The latest news on our politacally-incorrect GI is that he intended the anti-islamic song to be a joke (no duh) and didn't realize how popular/viral it had become. He will not face official disciplinary action but will receive "counseling" - more like "Woohoo buddy, that sure was funny!" (and that stupid joke was not...)

Clash Between Civilazation and Backwardness
Some dipshit hippie decided to annonymously (pussy) post a comment about this woman's amazing words. "No" was all that hippie said. If you can't realize the intelligence and experience of this woman, then you need to pull your head out of your ass and get a fucking life. 'nuff said...

Besides being invited a church youth group and finally getting a job (target - where else would i work?), my summer has been pretty boring so far. CLOUDS PART - SUN SHINES ON ME - HOLY MUSIC - and then I saw this little tid bit.

CINDY SHEEHAN, that liberal mommy press whore, will be FASTING FOR TWO MONTHS to "help bring the troops home". Dumbass - but the fucking awesome news is that she'll start her two-month starvation july 4th in Washington, DC at a huge anti-war rally. Guess wut - IM CRASHING THAT SHIT! Now I don't mean i'm going to literally walk in and start punching ppl and burning shit - i am simply going to sit in a chair with the rest of the ppl and display patriotic signs and play the star spangled banner all day. Trust me, it's going to be the nicest shit ever.

I'll have the next post up soon - it'll be an in-depth look at video games and the recent bias exhibited against them.

God hates fags, (This sign-off does not express my personal views but is simply meant as a link to the religiously radical Westboro Baptist Church)
Ian M. Gibson

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