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I just had an odd idea - I think Target is a communist organization! Don't give me that "you're a fuckin' retard look", I have some valid points.

1: RED - the official color of the Communist party and also a large part of Target. Coincedence? I think not.....
2: Teamwork - I know some biotches that work at Target and I know how much management stresses teamwork and the whole all-for-one shit. Reminds me of a quote from infamous commie-boy Fidel Castro, "Hay que trabajar cada dia mas." (You must work more every day) Seems a little commie to me....
3: Logo - Even though the red bullseye doesn't look like a 5-pointed star, it still has communist ties. Stalin always praised to stay on target and look towards the future, and Russia had amazing snipers during WW2.....

Ok, so I don't really think Target is communist. It's more of a problem of having nothing to write about....

For the motherland!
Ian M. Gibson

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On March 29th African American Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney from Georgia attempted to walk by security without her special lapel pin and then struck an officer after he requested she stop to be checked. Seems like an open and shut case - appoligize for your abrupt actions and move on. WRONG!! MOTHER FUCKERS BE PULLIN' THE RACE CARD! Capitol police are investigating to press charges against McKinney for the blatant assault. Meanwhile, McKinney has failed to formaly appoligize for her actions and has accused the police officer of "innapropriate touching" and racism.... YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING ME! YOU STRUCK A GOD DAMN POLICE OFFICER YOU SHIT HEAD! ITS YOUR FAULT FOR BEING A FUCKTARD AND ACTING UPPITY!
In case you haven't realized, i'm a little upset about this issue. Someone needs to tell this bitch that she has to obey the police because SHE IS NOT ABOVE THE LAW - he might not have recognized your status but that is no reason to get an attitude and THROW YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE AT HIM! Jesus christ, I can understand citing racism as the cause for some problems but IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING SCAPEGOAT! god damn woman get some frontal lobe....

Fuck McKinney,
Ian M. Gibson

PS: Make sure to watch this season of South Park every Wednesday night at 10:00 (est)! Matt and Trey are taking on controversial issues and this week's episode is sure to be a big one - Cartman and Kyle go at it as they discuss FAMILY GUY! One of my favorite animated shows of all time is the topic on another of my favorite animated shows! It's sure to be good so tune in...

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