22 March 2006

God Damn I'm Lazy!

I know what you're thinking - why the late post? Cuz i'm a lazy mofo.... Anyways, today I was reading the Bible in math class (yes, it's that boring) and I found my favorite quote. This is straight from the mouth of god (that fucker doesn't deserve capatilazation) as he spoke to Moses on Mount Sinai, "If a man shall have sexual relations with an animal, he shall be put to death." Dam, this shit aint for kids!!
Lately the whole Iraq pullout thing has been all over the news and I'd like to mention something that most people don't know - the US doesn't leave a nation. We're still in Japan from WW2, Kosovo from the Milosevic capture, and Kuwait from Gulf War 1. I gauruntee you that we will never fully leave the country of Iraq, at least not in the next 20 years. Sure there will be be troop reductions but we will always be a strong force in Baghdad. After all, ain't it a good springboard towards Tehran and the rest of the middle east??? Another thing I was thinking about - when the democratic prez comes in in 2008 (no hope for GOP), how drastic will the changes be? I hope whoever it is uses their head and realizes that the transition of power in this tense time must go smoothly. Just like Jefferson did, the new prez must succesfully transition from the hardcore GOP oval office to a liberal leader - otherwise there will be mass chaos and rioting in the streets. And you know what rioting means... naked hippies (shudders)...

A-town down yo,
Ian M. Gibson